this is your pilot speaking, yes we’re having difficulties, we’ve realised that this isnt actually a functionable plane but instead a very convincing lego replica
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
the kingdom hearts soundtrack isn’t music it’s an emotion and that emotion is sad and nostalgic for your youth
I don’t understand anything my dad says
ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the
I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around
when people say ‘oh yeah i hate everyone’ its such a huge TURN OFF cause it implies that they think theyre somehow better than everyone else liiiiiiike nahhhhhh you aint shit and people hate you right back for being such a negative energy